(cr)Happy Anniversary

I'm celebrating (not really) another anniversary. A year ago today I started my boring job of a telesales rep at the publishing house. Since that time I have driven over 20,800 miles from home to work to home, sat in front of a computer screen for 1,950 hours, made well over 5,300 phone calls, and have taken orders, complaints, or questions from over 1,500 people.

This is my world. Jealous?