Note to self....

Have you ever accidentally tripped or fell and touched someone by accident? Go a little further, have you ever fell or tripped and touched someone in an awkward area on their body? "Oops, I slipped," will never mean the same. Read this and you will never go to a wedding reception with the same mindset.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/08/10/philippines.cannibal.ap/index.html

Note to self....don't ever go to a wedding in the Philippines. Yikes!